Dr. Samuel Says
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Written by Dr. Samuel Centralia, Ph.D., D.D.S., Esq.
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Wednesday, 10 December 2008 |
Traditionally, I spend my Wednesday mornings calibrating the centrifuges and filing for patents. I'm losing focus a bit lately, though. I talked the bosses here at Dyscern World HQ Labs into springing for a PlayStation 3, and I'm terminally hooked on Fallout 3 . Best. Game. Ever. I kind of have a thing for post-apocalypse scenarios. Hence, my collection of underground bunkers at undisclosed locations worldwide.
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Written by Dr. Samuel Centralia, Ph.D., D.D.S., Esq.
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Tuesday, 25 November 2008 |
As a dedicated man of science, I never miss The Simpsons, which is -- quite empirically --- the greatest TV show ever. So I'm almost positive this was a joke onthe show many years ago. At some point, Homer got so fat he couldn't use his fingers to dial the phone, so he got a widget to cover his fingers with smaller finger extenders. Am I remembering this right? Someone help me out.
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Written by Dr. Samuel Centralia, Ph.D., D.D.S., Esq.
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Tuesday, 16 September 2008 |
Among all the busy research and development here at Dyscern World HQ Labs, we do occasionally like to take time out for fun. Last year I organized our first annual laser tag tournament, with real lasers, but that ended predictably with several interns, once again, in the emergency room.
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Written by Dr. Samuel Centralia, Ph.D., D.D.S., Esq.
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Tuesday, 20 May 2008 |
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I finally talked the Powers That Be here at Dyscern World HQ into
springing for a Wii console. I'd been doing some hand-eye coordination
experiments with the rhesus monkeys, and wanted to see if they could
actually play a round of virtual golf. Turns out that, not only can
they, they're averaging 6-under-par for 9 holes. Those are PGA Tour
numbers, and if I play my cards right, we're all going to retire fat
and happy.
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