Less than a week after we profile the new Cell Phone Spy, Britney Spears goes through the phone of her paparazi boyfriend to find flirtatious text messages from other women. The former pop diva went through boyfriend, Adnan's iPhone and found more than just his playlist (which probably includes a couple tracks from Brit).

According to the Sun, the text messages caused her to go crazy crazier than normal leading her to throw his phone into the pool.

I have seen lots of iPhone commercials, but have to see one that mentions the waterproof feature for those times when your insane girlfriend decides to throw it into the pool.

Adnan might have been able to smooth talk his back into the heart of Brit, but I'm not sure how far his soul-patch and kind words will go with the boys down at AT&T. Good luck getting that thing replaced without having to slap down some of your hard earned...errrr some of your girlfriend's money.  

Parents-to-be Jessica Alba and that guy who unfortunately isn't me communicate via BlackBerry. My guess is Jess is picking up the tab on the monthly bill for the both because I am not really sure what Cash does to get cash. He sits at home and waits for the amazing Alba to come home from a hard day on set of her latest acting tour-de-force like Fantastic Four, tough job but I guess someone's got to do it.

 Just a few months ago, Tony Parker and Eva Longoria were rumored to be on the rocks thanks to the NBA guard shooting in another female's hoop.

The proof of Parker's adultery supposedly lied in the Frenchman's phone. Tony and the other girl were exchanging flirtatious text messages.

The whole thing seems to be forgotten and the two are back together and happy as can be.

But if the housewife gets desperate she may want to turn to The Cell Phone Spy, a $150 reader of SIM cards that is able to find deleted text messages and recover them. The reader can be useful for things other than spying, like backing up contacts and other info on your own phone. But the name of the thing is "Cell Phone Spy" so we all know what this will be used for. 

Rapper Flo Rida's single "Low" has been the number one single for what seems like forever. While you and I struggle to get the little diddy out of your head, teens are busy not buying his CD or any other CD for that matter.

According to a report from NPD, nearly half of teens bought zero CDs in 2007 . Yes, zero CDs. That's not a single CD. 

The kids are relying on the tubes of the Internet for the musical fix. Some of them even pay for them, 29 million people bought music online last year, a 21% jump from 24 million in 2006.

In the words of our boy Flo, record sales are low, low, low, low, low.

Sorry that song is now stuck in your head for the rest of the day. Just go buy a new CD, or steal a song or two on a P2P. 

Celebs and I don't have much in common. One interest some of the famous faces and I do share, however, is writing in what the kids call a blog. A few weeks back we took a look at one of the better celebrity bloggers, Kanye West. Today, however, our surfing on the interweb has lead us to quite possibly the worst.

Courtney Love the person is in need of some guidance, some help and possibly a paying gig or two. Courtney Love the blogger is in need of some guidance, some help and spell check.

On Monday, February 11 Love posted on her MySpace blog an entry titled "not my number". This entry was a rant in what may or may not be English about someone posting her friend's cell number online and saying it was in fact Love's. While reading West's blog you feel like your learning a little but more about the rapper/producer, while trying to read Love's MySpace blog you're left feeling dumber.

Three sentences, if we can call them sentences, into her blog post I could feel braincells leaping off the edge to their untimely death. I read it so you don't have to. You can click the link but please look away from your screen. Look away!

Saturday night at a pre-Grammy event , will.i.am walked the red carpet rocking a blingged out Bluetooth. The bright lights of the cameras were no match for the blinding rays bouncing off the rapper/producer's ear. 

Not only was the Black Eyed Peas frontman's ear piece smothered in diamonds, it was also custom fitted to the shape of will's ear. 

With laws here in California soon passing to make it illegal to talk on handheld devices in your car, expect to see a lot more gowdy glowing headsets like will's.

Yes, in the words of the BEP's it's getting retarded in here.

Yesterday BlackBerry users everywhere experienced an outage. Nearly as addictive as cocaine, (so I hear...I have never tried either) the BlackBerry has had very few outages in its nine year history.

Speaking of drugs and work...

Former child star actor, Corey Haim is looking for some work. Haim is so desperate for a role that he posted this ad on page 11 of Thursday's Daily Variety.

Haim's lack of work has lasted nearly a decade, unless you count three movies nobody outside of the Haim household has ever heard of, BlackBerrys were out of work for three hours.

Samsung and Bang & Olufsen have once again hooked up to bring you a very expensive phone. Previous partnerships between the two brands gave us the Serene and Serenata, two phones that God couldn't afford. God actually could afford them, but he's more of an iPhone guy.

Introducing the Samsung F400, a dual slider mobile phone/music player.

The high-end audio gear manufacturers are continuing to bring high-end audio to a device that is usually blasting the not so high-end sounds of "Soulja Boy" and "Party Like a Rockstar". Is it so hard to download a ringtone that doesn't suck?

Lots of research goes into a B&O system, but I doubt any of their scientists have come up with a solution that will make "Crank Dat" listenable. 

This screenshot of TMZ from two days ago proves that you don't have to be an out of your mind crazy celebrity to get some love from the Time Warner owned entertainment/gossip blog. Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was caught on camera leaving Beverly Hills restaurant Mr. Chow alongside girlfriend Priscilla Chan.

He may have a boatload of cash and a lot of "friends" (not nearly as many as his counterpart, Tom) but Mark has zero social skills. This video is just awkward. Hopefully one of his "friends" will develop an app to give him a little personality.  

Aside from being really rich and sometimes really talented, celebs are also really demanding. They are very specific with their demands as well. Have you seen Bill Cosby's rider? For a famous funny man, he sure does take his toilet paper seriously.

The folks at zzzPhone are allowing you the people to be just as specific with your cell phone. Just like Dell is to computers, zzzPhone (How do you pronounce that? Is it a snore into the word phone? Help me out here.) will let you pick and choose the features you want on your next cell phone.

Hopefully your list doesn't include a video player that plays Jello pudding pop commercials on a constant loop. That would be a bit much.

In the world of technology, looks aren't everything. In Hollywood, however, looks are the only thing.

The Sony Vaio laptop wasn't always the best looking in its class. The same can be said about Violet Affleck , the daughter of celeb couple, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner.  

The sleek simplicity of MacBooks have captured the attention of the tech press. Shiloh , the daughter of celeb couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie-Pitt seems to have won over the paparazzi. 

Recently, however the Vaio has grown into one sexy machine. The latest installment in the Vaio line , the T series, revealed earlier this week boasts a 1.2 GHz processor and some really really good looking skins.

We'll just have to wait and see about Violet.

Fortunately for the daughter of Ben and Jen, mom and dad can throw around the kind of cash Sony's got to hire a team of designers to revamp Violet should they need them.

I don't have a whole lot in common in with celebrities. They have more money than me. They have more friends than me. They have more fans than me.

One thing famous people and I do have in common, however, is our passion for writing in a weblog or what the kids call a blog. Every once in a while I will take a look at the blogs of the rich and famous to critique and in some cases council them. Our first blog comes from the mind of rapper/producer Kanye West.

Of all the celebrity blogs I have had the pleasure of browsing, I'd have to say Mr. West's is actually the best. He writes, if you posting a pic and writing a sentence underneath counts as writing. Ok, I checked with the judges, it counts. See: Photo Friday. On his blog, Kanye covers his favorite thing - himself, along with some of his other favorites; fashion, music and technology. Recently Kanye has recommended a rocket pack and a glow-in-the-dark bike.

You can't tell me nothing, Kanye's blog is right now is my pick for the best celeb blog. Unlike the VMAs or the Grammys, I decided to give Kanye the prize.   

Many have tried and many have failed at reinventing themselves. Just ask Britney. Unless of course crazy suicidal kid stealer was what she was aiming for, in which case she recieves high marks for her reinvention. 

The reinvention of Danny Masterson, formerly of That 70's Show fame, is right on target. Masterson has gone from actor to in-demand DJ extraordinaire. For a hefty price, Masterson who spins under the moniker Mompants will come to your party, play some records, make people dance and wonder why the red-head chick from That Show is the only one who isn't doing anything or anyone of significance. 

The dudes over at Flud Watches have just dropped a sick turntable watch that is fit for Mompants and celeb DJs alike. Unlike a night of record spinning with Masterson, the watch won't cost you the arm you'd rock it on. It will only set you back $65.  

New parents, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden walk hand and hand, errr, hand and blackberry and hand. 

Lies, cheating, drugs, finances, the media and of course our favorite irreconciable differences are the usual reasons why Hollywood couples have the shelf-life of a quart of milk or in the case of Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmunds, the shelf-life of an opened quart of milk sitting out in the sun.  

According to John O'Neil, the director of addicitions at the Menninger Clinic in Houston, a "technology overload" or addiction to your cell phone and email can cause relationships to go sour.

Publicists rejoice! Your client and his/her significant other can call it splitsville thanks to a "technology overload."