Ever look at George Hamilton or any of those annoying chicks on Sunset Tan and think, why can't my dog or cat look that sexy? And by "sexy" I mean orange. If you have...not only is there something very wrong with you but there's also a new gadget out there that will let you chase that messed up dream of owning a pet that has taken in a few too many fake rays.
"The Sunspa features an elegant wood arch that you pet can stretch out on while the simulated sunshine relaxes your precious pooch or kitty filling them with all the warmth a real sunbath provides. The maintains a comfy temperature of 80-85 degrees on the bed’s Crypton Fabric surface and can last for a whole 5000 hours drawing on 150 watts of power. "
We are doomed! Yes, we, the non-pet tanning public. Remember this day, May 5, 2008 as the day EVERYTHING changed. I'll be downstairs in my basement with stockpiles of Spam while the rest of you are just sitting back and letting people make their cats and dogs look like this guy.
A new pet tanning bed called the 
TrackBack URI for this entry
Show/Hide comments
Show/Hide comment form
