I can sleep easier that I know a movie starring the Jonas Brothers is coming our way. It's not just a movie, it's a 3-D movie. When the technology of 3-D cinema was invented by some dude who makes a whole lot more money than I do, this is exactly what he had in mind. Horrible singers singing horrible songs in front of people who would die to get a chance to see these kids in person but can't afford concert tickets.  

Once the movie , which is set to be released later this year, ends and the audience takes off their 3-D glasses, tears of sadness will flood the theater floor. Sorry little girls, it only felt like the Brothers Jonas were sitting on your lap, they were really thousands of miles away from your hometown swimming in their money like Scrooge McDuck.

Unless they signed one of those deals where their parents are actually pocketing all the cash. Then they were watching mom and dad swim in all their hard-earned money while planning a mutiny. 

I was thinking of closing this post out with a clever use of lyrics found in a Jonas Brothers' song and then I realized that I wasn't a nine year girl. 

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