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The Portable Hurricane Machine Print E-mail
Dr. Samuel Says - New Toys
Written by Dr. Samuel Centralia, Ph.D., D.D.S., Esq.   
Friday, 06 July 2007

I don't know about you, but I prefer my applied sciences to be dramatic and full of spectacle. Ideally, with pyrotechnics involved. I've spent a good part of my career exploring various theoretical avenues regarding detonation and deflagration, but always with a practical goal in mind: I want to see stuff blowed up real good. So I was heartened to see this slight variation on the theme: The Portable Hurricane Machine.

hurricane.jpgI realize this is a departure from our usual fare of gadgetry, but sometimes I just get a yen for Big Science in action. It seems the guys down at the University of Florida have decided to stop monkeying around and go macro on this hurricane-modeling thing. Rather than simulate virtual storms on expensive supercomputing systems, they've gone out and built an actual hurricane machine. This sort of practical, no-nonsense approach to science must be admired.

The massive hydraulic-based device includes four diesel engines and eight axial fans mounted on a giant wheeled trailer for transport. The device can generate 130-mph wind speeds, with rain, and create 30-40 pounds per square foot of dynamic pressure. It's designed to be wheeled out to real-world hurricane danger zones for hands-on testing of building components and materials.

This is no brute machine, either. It has some built-in IT elements to help it better approximate likely hurricane conditions, including real-time transmission of global weather data via a geostationary satellite link-up. Project manager Forrest Masters said the machine's system of contraction ducts and rudders can be calibrated to specifically simulate different types of hurricane conditions. The testing information can then be used to develop building components for new homes and commercial structures in hurricane-prone areas. "Every hurricane has a unique identity and different parts of the coast have a particular building stock," Masters said. "A Miami home is not necessarily the type of home you will find in Biloxi, Mississippi."

Now, I'm no expert, but it seems to me there's another potential application for these kinds of systems. Why not build a few hundred of them, park them on Gulf Coast beaches, and use them to actually fight off incoming hurricanes? Wouldn't those haughty Category 3 storms be surprised, when making landfall, to see a battery of hurricane machines staring them down? Fight fire with fire, I always say. Or water with water. Whatever.

 

 

 




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